River Update

[Clara]

Hi all,
After all the rain the glenmac is still empty so is the annamoe and the Annaleckey Brook
I checked them this morning

[Clara]

Just to let you all know its still raining and the Annamoe is now runable and it seems the glenmacnass is running as well so you should get out tomorrow

I have to go to the airport

[jim1]

anybody interest in heading out tomorrow call me on 086 6001279
Jim Ryan

[bruno]

I'm interested, what time?
Clara, I bought a paddle last week, I have everything now.
For information I already did the Annamoe river.
My phone [phone]

[jim1]

lets meet at 10.30 - 11 am today at lynams / Annamoe

Jim

[ronan]

how did ye get on lads. was there much water

[Bernard Walsh]

we ! rockhoppers need to have an immediate safety audit/review, as it has been reported to your SUPREME LEADER (thats me) that TWO yes 2 of our members ignored the firrst rule of kayaking recently. as I am only a wet day in the sport I will need some guidence on how to deal with this very serious matter

your supreme leader

(thats me)

Bernard

[ronan]

i recon we kick them out of the club with that blatent dis-respect for the rules.
unless of course it was a good run and well worth it

[Clara]

Hi Bernard,

Its ok panic over they had to have had a secret third member of the club there as well so all is good (i mean noone would be silly enough to break the rules)!! Otherwise how would they have gotten back to the vehicle…………….

[Bernard Walsh]

my informant reports that a third member of the club assisted the two rule breakers by assisting at the end of their disregarding of the rules, this member also faces sanctions when the identity of this person is revealed.
clara i would prefer if you adressed me as Der Fuhrer and not bernard

your supreme leader

Der Fuhrer

[Clara]

You would want to be careful Bernard there is a 14 days cooling off period where we can over turn the thrown

[ronan]

whats the problem if there was 3 members

[damien]

I think he is refering to the text below from the general safty text.

1. Never go paddling with less then 3 club members. If less than three go paddling, they are not under the auspices of rockhoppers kayak club.

What I'll say is Bernard you need to read the second line. It does not say club members may not head out unless in groups of 3 but that it is not considered a club outing if the group is less then 3.

[Bernard Walsh]

if You minions wish me to continue as YOUR SUPREME LEADER you better start adressing me as DER FUHRER and furthermore I (YOUR SUPREME LEADER) refuse to continue with this issue until all you minions that have offered some insolent smarmywarmeywusseypussy opinion on this issue especially those quoting some drivelling text plucked from their anally retentive a------ refer to me as DER FUHRER

your supreme leader

DER FUHRER

[Jane]

Dear DER SHITSTUHRER...

i am wholly concurring with our newly appointed social officer, if those dumbasses want to go out on their own let them do so , we could do with 2 less members anyway.

I say throw out the old and bring in the new!